Includes quotations made by or relating to the character of Sookie Stackhouse. |
Quotes made by Sookie Stackhouse[]
- "I think Merlotte's just got it's first vampire."
- ―Sookie Stackhouse
- "You might be a vampire, but when you talk to me, you will talk to me like the lady that I am!"
- ―Sookie Stackhouse
- "I don't think Jesus would mind if somebody was a vampire."
- ―Sookie Stackhouse
- "Please, Jason. You don't even have enough sense to know when to pour piss out of a boot."
- ―Sookie Stackhouse
- "Other people suspect or they think I'm psychic. Most people just think I'm crazy."
- ―Sookie Stackhouse
Quotes about Sookie Stackhouse[]
- "Don't mind Sookie now, mister. She's as crazy as a bed bug."
- ―Mack Rattray
- "Apparently she likes 'em tall, dark and dead."
- ―Lafayette Reynolds
- "Stop! Sookie is mine!"
- ―Bill Compton
- "I am over Sookie and her precious fairy vagina and her unbelievably stupid name!"
- ―Pam De Beaufort
Conversations with Sookie Stackhouse[]
Bill Compton: What are you?
Sookie Stackhouse: I told you. I'm a waitress.
Bill Compton: No. You're something more than that. Something more than human.
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Bill Compton: May I ask you a personal question?
Sookie Stackhouse: Bill, you were just licking blood out of my head. I don't think it gets much more personal than that.