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| Columbus | |
| Notability: | Main character |
| Gender: | Male |
| Location: | California Columbus, Ohio |
| Status: | Alive |
| Born: | 1983 |
| Introduction: | Zombieland (2009) |
| Actor: | Jesse Eisenberg |
Overview[]
Biography[]
Columbus' survival rules[]
- Rule #1: Cardio
- Rule #2: Double tap
- Rule #3: Beware of bathrooms
- Rule #4: Wear seatbelts
- Rule #5: Unknown
- Rule #6: Cast iron skillet
- Rule #7: Travel light
- Rule #8: Get a kickass partner
- Rule #12: Bounty paper towels
- Rule #15: Bowling ball
- Rule #17: Don't be a hero
- Rule #18: Limber up
- Rule #21: Limber up
- Rule #22: Know your way out
- Rule #29: The buddy system
- Rule #31: Check the back seat
- Rule #32: Enjoy the little things (Tallahassee's rule)
- Rule #33: Swiss army knife
- Rule #34: Clean socks
- Rule #48: Hygiene