Columbus (Zombieland)

Columbus' survival rules

 * Rule #1: Cardio
 * Rule #2: Double tap
 * Rule #3: Beware of bathrooms
 * Rule #4: Wear seatbelts
 * Rule #5: Unknown
 * Rule #6: Cast iron skillet
 * Rule #7: Travel light
 * Rule #8: Get a kickass partner
 * Rule #12: Bounty paper towels
 * Rule #15: Bowling ball
 * Rule #17: Don't be a hero
 * Rule #18: Limber up
 * Rule #21: Limber up
 * Rule #22: Know your way out
 * Rule #29: The buddy system
 * Rule #31: Check the back seat
 * Rule #32: Enjoy the little things (Tallahassee's rule)
 * Rule #33: Swiss army knife
 * Rule #34: Clean socks
 * Rule #48: Hygiene