Human puppet

Everyone thinks its fun to create a human puppet. It is a macabre act to be sure, but with enough practice, can provide one with endless hours of entertainment. The methods behind orchestrating such a feat may vary, but it can nevertheless be accomplished with very little skill or effort. Simply find some dodgy bugger who has done you wrong, string his limbs to some movable cords or ropes, shove your hand up his ass to make him talk, and off ya go!

A mobster named Eddie Mineeli once hired a famous puppeteer to put on an exclusive show for him. This particular brand of theatre involved turning a rival gangster named Don Paulie into a human puppet.

Dream demon Freddy Krueger has also used his ethereal mojo to pull off a similar stunt. Tormenting the dreams of a mental patient named Phillip Anderson, he carved open his legs and arms, pulled out all of his nice gooey veins and the sleep-walked the loony by his own body parts to the top of the Westin Hills Psychiatric Hospital before cutting his strings, thereby sending him plummeting towards his own sad little human puppet death.