Singer

A singer is someone who sings. This could mean that they sing professionally, or perhaps they simply like to sing in the shower. Invariably, damn near everyone becomes a crooner during that annual pagan ritual of the celebration of one's entrance into the world; ie: singing "Happy Birthday". Children have a tendancy to sing all the damn time, whether they are any good at it or not. In Friday the 13th Part 2, a little runt named Jesse was splashing through mud puddles on his way home while singing "Itsy Bitsy Spider".

Some singers may fall under the genre of being rock musicians, though it could be argued that talent is not necessarily required for some of these gigs. Take for instance, Devon MacLeish, who is the lead singer of the Sunnydale rock band, Dingoes Ate My Baby.

Being a singer is not a vocation that is exclusive to just the living. Even the undead have been known to jam out once in a while. A rising star in the San Francisco vampire scene named Zane saw himself as a latter-day Jim Morrison. Though his star may have been on the rise, his life expectancy was on a downward spiral, especially when his sire, Lillie Langtry had to cut his un-life short.