Premature burial

Premature burial, or, being buried alive is the state in which yo ass gets buried and you ain't even dead yet! This is typically classified as a means of torture. Premature burial is sort of like premature ejaculation: It is no fun at all for the person experiencing it, but hella-amusing for any witnesses to the event. The process for burying someone alive relatively simple, though it does involve some prep work. Ideally, one should dig a grave in some dark, remote area where you will likely not be detected. Having a coffin ready is also a smart strategy. The second phase involves securing the victim. As people tend to rebuff the notion of being buried alive, you may have to drug them or utilize some alternate method of rendering them unconscious. When they awaken, the only sounds they'll hear is the muted impact of those last few shovel-fulls of dirt landing on top of the coffin. A good time for all to be sure.